What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 11:04
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.